FOUND: On Poinciana Dr. between Maple St. and Sandalwood Rd. PRESCRIPTION EYEGLASSES.
Narrow rectangular lenses set in a Ray-Ban frame. Based on my own eyes, I think they’re for someone mildly-to-moderately farsighted.
If they’re yours (you know if they are or not, and they’re of no use to you if they aren’t), then drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org .
I know how much I’d hate to lose mine…